No No Song Ringo Starr

The No No Song      Ringo Starr

C  G  C  G

Ay ya ya ya  x2         B—1-0-3-0

  C           G                   F      C

A lady that I know just came from Colombia

    F                             C

She smiled because I did not understand

Then she held out some marijuana, uh-huh

    G                               C

She said it was the best in all the land

And I said, "No-no-no-no, I don't smoke it no more

G7

I'm tired of waking up on the floor

No thank you please, it only makes me sneeze

                                  C          C  G  C  G

Then it makes it hard to find the door"      Ay ya ya ya  x1

  C            G                   F        C

A woman that I know just came from Majorca, Spain

    F                             C

She smiled because I did not understand   (Paradse! Paradse! Hey!)

Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine

    G                             C

She said it was the finest in the land

And I said, "No-no-no-no, I don't (sniff) no more

G7

I'm tired of waking up on the floor

No thank you please, it only makes me sneeze

                                  C         C  G  C  G

Then it makes it hard to find the door"     Ay ya ya ya  x2

  C               G                    F         C

A man I know just came from Nashville, Tennessee-o

    F                             C

He smiled because I did not understand

Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh-ho

    G                              C

He said it was the best in all the land  (And he wasn’t joking!)

And I said, "No-no-no-no, I don't drink it no more

G7

I'm tired of waking up on the floor

No thank you please, it only makes me sneeze

Then it makes it hard to find the door"

Well I said, "No-no-no-no, I can't take it no more

G7

I'm tired of waking up on the floor

No thank you please, it only makes me sneeze

                                  C            G

Then it makes it hard to find the door"  Hey!